Funny Wine Quotes + Sayings: Liquid Laughter 5


My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses.  Drinks right out of the bottle.  ~Henny Youngman

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?  ~Author Unknown

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.  ~Author Unknown

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.  ~Scottish Proverb

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.  ~Giuseppe Garibaldi

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.  ~Seneca

Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.  ~Robert Heinlein

Why don’t you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?  ~Robert Benchley

Never cry over spilt milk.  It could’ve been whiskey.  ~”Pappy” Maverick, in Maverick

Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.  ~Samuel Johnson

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