{"id":14123,"date":"2013-04-01T21:41:20","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T01:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/?p=14123"},"modified":"2015-08-19T06:37:41","modified_gmt":"2015-08-19T10:37:41","slug":"wine-quotes-sayings-liquid-laughter-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wine-quotes-sayings-liquid-laughter-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Wine Quotes + Sayings: Liquid Laughter 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Wineorexia\"<\/a><\/p>\n

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses.\u00a0 Drinks right out of the bottle.\u00a0 ~Henny Youngman<\/p>\n

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?\u00a0 ~Author Unknown<\/p>\n

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.\u00a0 ~Author Unknown<\/p>\n

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.\u00a0 ~Scottish Proverb<\/p>\n

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.\u00a0 ~Giuseppe Garibaldi<\/p>\n

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.\u00a0 ~Seneca<\/p>\n

Be wary of strong drink.\u00a0 It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss.\u00a0 ~Robert Heinlein<\/p>\n

Why don’t you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?\u00a0 ~Robert Benchley<\/p>\n

Never cry over spilt milk.\u00a0 It could’ve been whiskey.\u00a0 ~”Pappy” Maverick, in Maverick<\/p>\n

Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.\u00a0 ~Samuel Johnson<\/p>\n

You can find more wine quotations<\/strong><\/a> here.<\/p>\n

\"Today's<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Another<\/a>\"This<\/a><\/p>\n

\"August<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses.\u00a0 Drinks right out of the bottle.\u00a0 ~Henny Youngman How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?\u00a0 ~Author Unknown Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.\u00a0 ~Author Unknown They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.\u00a0 ~Scottish Proverb Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.\u00a0 ~Giuseppe Garibaldi Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.\u00a0 ~Seneca Be wary of strong drink.\u00a0 It can make you shoot at tax collectors… […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-humor","category-wine-writing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14123"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24235,"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14123\/revisions\/24235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nataliemaclean.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}